Paranormal Wranglers

The founders on assignment in Roswell, NM

We specialize in:

-Probably seeing ghosts

-Antagonizing demons

-Trying to get abducted and probed by aliens

-Clearing tunnels, mines, mineshafts, sewers and crawlspaces of lizard people and goblins

-Babadook capture and harassment

-Deciphering ancient texts, so long as they are written in modern English

-Bigfoot tracking and taming

-Drinking all the beer and smoking all the cigarettes

-Chupacabra migration patterns

Serious inquiries only